Posted 3 days ago

spacevixenmusic:

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It’s 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

unniebeans:

vampireautism:

vampireautism:

also before it starts to happen: if i see a single person calling july “gay wrath month” or saying “we deserve a second one” it is ON SIGHT. that is DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH. abled queers i will run you over with my wheelchair if you so much as reblog one of those comments.

hello! reblog this version instead!

Hello! Disabled person here. Did you know those of us declared legally disabled and collect SSI and benefits are barred from getting married? Yep! I’m also queer so this isn’t hate at all, it’s a call to action: if you love marriage equality, come help us fight for ours.

Posted 3 weeks ago

stele3:

effemimaniac:

wiremxther:

europeans have types of racism i didn’t even know existed

you can drive for two hours in europe and pass through 17 different types of racism

“American ideas of race don’t apply in Europe” true! Very true! Y’all have race divisions like shrimp colors.

Posted 3 weeks ago

posts-with-10000-notes-in-spirit:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

current note count: 4,872

Posted 1 month ago

bumblequinn:

rippleskip:

Being nearsighted makes sense to me, it’s like having a render distance. The concept that some people are farsighted scares me, what do you mean you can’t see things the closer they are to you

fun fact: farsightedness used to be as common as nearsightedness, until as recently as about 50 years ago, when nearsightedness suddenly exploded all over the world. now it’s EVERYWHERE - and no one knows for sure why!

common sense has long blamed “near work” (i.e. reading and writing), or screen time, but research hasn’t been able to show any correlation between these things and myopia. instead, one working theory is actually that not getting enough sunlight is to blame (studies comparing children whose schools allowed for more outside time versus those who had them mainly indoors seem to support this).

moral of the story: sun responsible for glitch which causes render distance limit to become inverted

Posted 1 month ago

dreamerwriternstargazer:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

I’m getting genuinely emotional y’all don’t understand how ISOLATING it can be when cultural dress for most other Asian countries are popular and represented and Filipino clothing barely is, LET ALONE PRE-COLONIAL?!

I- 🥹

I hope to find the time and energy to fulfil my dream of making the clothes and dressing like this

Posted 1 month ago

snippit-crickit:

space kitty again
ow my hand hurts remember how i said i had a cool idea for the colors on this animation??so yeh i exported each frame and painted it

the frames look quite satisfying, here are some stills

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Posted 1 month ago

unicornmantises:

gay person: i wish this thing had more gay characters

straight person: then make your own thing lol

gay person: (makes a predominately queer thing with very few/no straight characters)

straight person: where are the straight characters? do you hate us?

Posted 1 month ago

entranas:

sleepy-bebby:

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Baby lumpsuckers/lumpfish

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Posted 1 month ago

intactics:

intactics:

one of the best aspects of this website is that if you say something incorrect and the post takes off you are 100% guaranteed to be corrected at some point by somebody who knows what they are talking about because the “un(willingly)employed savant with an axe to grind” population here is off the fucking charts. you won’t just be told you’re wrong, you’ll get a short thesis about it and maybe some graphs

somebody should warn the twitter immigrants that adding your thoughts in a reblog on someone else’s post instead of in the tags/making your own post about it automatically enables melee PVP

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

chlo-egg:

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

redtextedquotes:

chuckletons:

chuckletons:

chuckletons:

just made the best non-looping gif i think

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i said it was non-looping i’m sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

Everybody looking at this post

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